1001 reasons why you wanna be my boyfriend (Dream Girl ?)
- I didn’t vote for either George Bush
- April 2oth is my New Years
- I don’t tear the tags off my mattresses til I get home
- I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores
- I’m likely to have a different hair color every time you see me
- I’m slippery when wet
- I only use the rail when I walk down the stairs 30% of the time ( I love to walk the line ya know)
- I’ve never read Playboy for the articles
- I’ll make you laugh
- I’ve never been in one of Tommy Lee’s movies
- I’ll never under cook the eggs
- I’ll never drink your last beer
- I can make a mean pot of chili
- I’ll pretend I didn’t see you look at that chick with the big boobs
- I’ll always be impressed with how strong you are
- I know that handcuffs aren’t just for the cops
- I’ve never kicked a boy in the balls
